Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who is an idiot. Idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for stupidity, but we can raise awareness. 93% won't copy and paste this - many because they're too stupid to know how to copy and paste. Will YOU make this your status for at least one hour? ;-)

I sang to my dog sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that

Fun is at 8:15 at night finding gum in your daughter's hair BRIGHT green trident gum that her older brother by the name of Jared put there and then using Goo Gone to get it out. The label only said it was harmful if kids's ingested it so I figured what the hey and used it on her hair. Works wonder the green tinge is gone and her hair is saved whew.....